Thursday, July 19, 2007

The Big 6-0

Congratulations to Saturn, whose 60th moon has been discovered. Does Earth have satellite envy -- for which we compensate by thrusting metal transmitters into space? It's no substitute for raw, hot, natural celestial bodies spinning around you.

Saturn, you're the alpha male of the Gorilla band in the gravitational jungle that is our solar system. Even that pencil-d*%#ed fat-ass Jupiter can't compete with the real silverback of the skies, the seductively-ringed sex-machine, Saturn.

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