Have you heard about the Norway Spiral yet? Aliens or an AWOL Russian missle? You be the judge, but I can't get excited about it. I just will be too heartbroken when it's revealed to be a boy in his father's weather balloon, sticking spinning fireworks in his a$%hole and mooning Scandinavia. When the little green men appear on camera, then I will believe.
See... I told you it was nothing to get excited about... READ THE EXPLANATION.